PERSONAL INFO
Name: Monika
Age / B-Day: March 20
Sex: Gots me the girly bits
Nickname (A.K.A.): Mon, Moe-knee-ka, Mon-ster

What part/ parts do you play?
Rocky: Columbia, Magenta, Trixie, Frank, Tranny & any other part they decide to toss me into.

Times seen Rocky:
Theater/Video/DVD/Laser;
Do you really expect me still keep count at this point? Seriously? I don't have that kind of attention span...

When did you first see Rocky Horror?
The film I saw when I was 14 and fell in love with it. The first time I saw it in the theater I was 15 with my mom and my best friend, Sam, who happily dressed up as Columbia to my Magenta.

...movies
It Happened One Night, When Harry Met Sally, Boondock Saints, The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine, National Treasure, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Little Women, anything Monty Python

...favorite music/ musicians?
mostly of the punk variety... I love my oldies and classic rock though... and I have been known to ugly dance to 80's music...

Favorites at the moment.... Smoking Popes, Jawbreaker, World/Inferno, Decemberists, Lily Allen, Daniel Kahn & the Painted Bird, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ditty Bops, Blue Meanies, Dresden Dolls, The Copyrights, Gogol Bordello, Regina Spektor, Yo La Tengo, Off With Their Heads

...books?
I really enjoy random history books, currently reading 'Plagues and Peoples'. I like oddball history or just things people don't focus too much attention on. I also like gender focused history as well.

On the lighter side, I will say I love Harry Potter.

...plays?
Les Miserables, Spamalot, Naked Boys Singing, Hedwig & the Angry Inch

Who are your favorite performers?
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Bill Maher, Eric Idle
<3 Comedians

I also have a girl boner for George Clooney.

Other people I admire:
The women in my family who taught me to not take shit from anybody, and my dziadek who taught me to always be a good person and to do the right thing.

Likes...
In the words of big brother Chris, "I'm pro-hugging & anti-stupid"

Walks on the beach of varying lengths, silly boys, good conversation, burlesque, Grey Goose, knitting, ridiculous puns, eye-roll worthy pick up lines, the Cubs, the Blackhawks, glow in the dark juggling balls, yummy yummy Polish food, dorky craftwork, blowing into NES cartridges to make them work, clever humor, drunken nights with the League, tea with milk, strange history you never hear about, "that's what she said" jokes

Dislikes...
Idiots & asshats, bees, creepy men, trixies, bros, emo kids, hipsters, scenesters, bad drivers, republicans, those million leg bugs that run across the front room floor, any and all unnecessary drama in my life, religious nutjobs, the ladies at the mall who attack me with the hair straighteners, dumb movies, suburbanites, dumb people in general, annoying children, anyone who takes themselves too seriously

A little bit about me...
Monika used to be the token youngin' of Midnight Madness, but a few years have passed so now she's the awkward middle child of the family. She sits at the adult table with a folding chair, mismatched utensils, and a Ronald McDonald plate. She's also responsible for passing the potatoes.

She enjoys all things strange and obscure. As a child Monika wanted to run off and join the circus, but on the way she found a pair of fishnets and decided to join the midnight movie racket instead. Between shows she entertains those around her by juggling dildos while educating them in useless trivia in order to train for her ongoing attempt to force Cash Cab into bankruptcy.

You can generally find her at comedy clubs, punk shows or wandering the streets stealing traffic cones. Monika is a proud member of the Midnight Madness League of Mischief, however, she can't speak further on the issue or she'd have to kill you. However, this would pose a problem since her license to kill has been revoked (problems at the Kazakhstan border).

What is the craziest / stupidest thing you've ever done?
Joined Rocky... left Rocky... joined Rocky again...

What is your fondest memory about Rocky?
Meeting Tim Curry! He signed a few things for me most excitingly the t-shirt I was wearing, and he took a picture with me. Amazingly nice and funny but surprisingly short though : P

People who knew me in High School thought I was...
The freak, goth, Wiccan, dyke, Satan worshipping, weird chick that had better smart ass comebacks than they did.

If they were making a movie about my life I would like to see my part played by...
Vern Troyer in some massive heels and a poodle on his head.

One thing I think that you should think too.
Do whatever makes you happy in life and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to ruin it for you.

You can quote me.
I like my cappuccinos dry, my vodka smooth, and my men disposable.

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My Personal Links

http://moniusia.livejournal.com/

Some Favorite Links

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

http://stfubelievers.tumblr.com/