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Midnight Madness Bio: jefF



Name: jefF N.
Age / B-Day: 8.23
Sex: Male
Nickname (A.K.A.): "jefF", Dick (-tator.  Behind my back)

When did you join the cast?

What part/ parts do you play?
Rocky: Brad Majors, Crim (Riff, Eddie, Dr. Scott, and Magenta).
Shock Treatment: Irwin Lapsey, Vance, Kirk, Floor Manager
Hedwig: Krystof, Nekkid Hansel-Hedwig, Trailer Park Neighbor
Clue: Wadsworth
Little Shop: Arthur Denton, Twoie
Batman: Joker

Times seen Rocky:
Theater 500+ X, Video/DVD/Laser 500+ X (as of 4/03 - I don't even count anymore)

When did you first see Rocky Horror?
1979. The older kids down the block snuck me to the theater during a sleep over.

Q&A w/jefF

What are your favorite

...TV shows?
Current: Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Fringe, Glee, the new Doctor Who, Torchwood, South Park, Law & Order SVU, Person of Interest, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Real Time with Bill Maher, Colbert Report, Cubs games
All time (shows "off" the air): Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (& the others to a lesser degree), Firefly, the new Battlestar Galactica, Lost, ABC's Sports Night, Studio 60, M*A*S*H, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Classic Doctor Who, Stargate (Universe, SG1 & Atlantis), Family Ties, Drew Carey, Friends, Brady Bunch, Alias

Pulp Fiction, It's a Wonderful Life, American Beauty, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Up (Disney), The Hunt for Red October, Titanic ( & most anything by James Cameron) especially Aliens (2), Avatar... Clerks, Kevin Smith's Dogma, A Few Good Men, Star Wars (yes, all of 'em), Harry Potter series, Contact, Ghostbusters, Shock Treatment.

...favorite music/ musicians?
Metallica, Misfits, the Eagles, Duran Duran, Shinedown, Madonna, Def Leppard, The Moody Blues, Jimmy Buffet, John Mellencamp...

Pat Benetar, Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlin, Liz Phair, Cheryl Crow, Jewel, Alanis Morissette, ABBA, Ace of Base, Britney Spears (yes, really), Lady Gaga (yes, really), Garbage (Shirley Manson), Gwen Stefani (No Doubt), Courtney Love (Hole), Fiona Apple, Joan Osborne, Melissa Etheridge, Veruca Salt (Nina Gordon & Louise Post), The Corrs, Kelly Clarkson, (Basically ANY female singer / siren)...

Elton John, Billy Joel, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Tears For Fears, Everclear, The Monkees, Beck, The Beatles, Steely Dan, The Who...

The soundtracks to Shock Treatment, Rocky Horror, Grease, Transformers The Movie, Footloose, and the Star Wars films (yes all 6 of them). I love all music genres, except most rap (I enjoy some like Will Smith and Coolio).

I LOVE Mashups; Go Home Productions, Party Ben, DJ Earworm are my faves.

Stranger In A Strange Land, For the Love of the Game by Michael Jordan, Watchmen, Mage, The Painted Bird, Inherit the Wind, A Separate Peace, Marvels, and Kingdom Come.

Co-ed Prison Sluts, Wicked.

Who are your favorite performers?
Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, pre Neo-Con Dennis Miller, Robin Williams, John Lithgow, Kate Winslet, Sara Rue, Helen Hunt, Hank Azaria, Samuel L. Jackson, Tommy Lee Jones, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Steve Buscemi, Seth Rogan, Sean Connery, Jeri Ryan, Heather Graham, Mira Sorvino, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Avery Brooks, Morgan Freeman, Jodie Foster.

Other people I admire:
Richard O'Brien, John Cameron Mitchell, Salvador Dali, James Burke, Robert Anton Wilson, Ty Pennington, Keith Olbermann, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Brian Greene, Michio Kaku, Carl Sagan, Seth MacFarlane.

Physical Cosmology, boardgames, Lego, Trek (show and bicycle), Anime, comics, my computers, Jack Daniel's (yes Old No. 7) and Crown Royal and Kraken Rum, Americana, lighthouses, .MP3's .ogg's .flac's, Steampunk, my Manga Spawn figures, dragons, fresh pack of Altiods or Pocket Paks, sex, poRn, the building I live in, watching people turn left when I'm at a stoplight, bittorrent / Demonoid, my job (well... most of the time), Windows 98SE & XP & 7, the smell of fresh cut wood, warm weather.

Assholes, especially the kind that drive (including people who feel they must take care of their housekeeping and grooming while their car is moving), a person gets no more stupid in their life than when they come to a four-way stop sign intersection at the exact same time that the three other drivers do.
Conservative/religious fanatics, inconsiderate people, stupid people, the stupid people in the building I live in, people who think only their opinion is right (and chastise others for having their own), people that don't watch TV and also think people that do are somehow inferior to them because of it, people that claim they "don't watch TV" yet they download or watch TV shows on line (it's the SAME FUCKING THING, you jackwagons), people in general, any "reality" TV show, Windows NT / ME / 2000 / Vista, Canadian geese (yes gooses), insects, winter.

A little bit about me...
Born in shanty behind a bestiality club in Tijuana, jefF's life somehow seemed destined for Rocky. Raised by a pack of wild Llamas. Saw Rocky for the first time at the age of 10, and it obviously scarred him for life. He likes hanging out at the beach (Oak Street or North Ave.), walking around naked, and yelling at his computer (preferably all at once). Likes to wear his floorshow outfit in his everyday life (as Oswald says, "I use it at work while I'm lifting packages"). Spends the vast majority of his internet time on boardgamegeek.com

jefF works as an Engineer / Technical Illustrator / Web Developer (wherever they need me this week company bitch) and lives in the 'burbs of Chicago. He dreams of moving somewhere warmer than this place someday, but likely loves Chicago too much to ever do it. Co-M.C. at shows and acts as the Midnight Madness cast President. Mention Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and he'll probably follow you all the way to Green Bay to talk about it.

What is the craziest / stupidest thing you've ever done?
Creating a makeshift hammock when I was five or so, using the TV (on the counter) and a dresser drawer (in the dresser) as the "anchor" points. Needless to say it was my first REAL lesson in Physics. I became an engineer to attempt to prove to myself that, in some other side of the world existence, this actually would have worked.

What is your fondest memory about Rocky?
Pulling off Shock Treatment, and our special "Dual Cast Performance" of Rocky Horror - on the same night in 1997. Selling out the Music Box on Halloween 2002 (and 2003, 2004, and every subsequent year). Our 2006 Convention.

People who knew me in High School thought I was...
The overhead projector.

If they were making a movie about my life I would like to see my part played by...
The Olsen Twins as transvestite jefF and Harrison Ford as "regular" jefF

One thing I think that you should think too.
Our current U.S. government / administration / congress / Wall Street / corporate America has some really fucked up things going on right now that are far bigger than we can stop - be afraid people, be very afraid...

You can quote me.
Nobody ever looks back on their life and says, "I wish I spent more time at the office."

jefF's Gallery

jefF as Sal Piro

My Links
Wanna Hear Me Bitch About Stuff ?
Personal Web Page
Journal Page

Some Favorite Links
NEWS of the WEIRD - Chuck Shepherd brings you real news of the stupidest things about our world every week, proving that we all deserve to become extinct. This is on my "can't miss" list.

The Straight Dope - Cecil Adams has been enlightening the world for over a decade now about questions we all ask but nobody seems to know the answer to. I consider myself a reasonably intelligent and well read person and 9 out of 10 times I learn something I never knew before...

The Oatmeal - The best and funniest webcomic ever.

JoeCartoon.com - Blend a frog, blow up a gerbil in a microwave, and DOZENS of other twisted animations and cartoons (last link on the index page) make this a place to make your day. Take your aggressions out and WAIT for these animations to load. They're all worth it!

The AFU & Urban Legends Archive , snopes.com - A little gullible to that story you heard last week. Told it to all of your friends only to find out that your father told the same story 30 years ago to his friends when you tell him. If it sounds to good to be true, check it here first - it's most likely an Urban Legend.

boardgamegeek.com - The best boardgame database on the internet.

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